So I recently started going out with this new girl, Huggy (so named because of her penchant to *just* hug me for hours at a time). Huggy is petite, pretty, and a little on the zany side. Now I don’t normally do zany, but Huggy is one of the more entertaining girls I have gone out with in a while and I genuinely enjoy hanging out with her. Any girl who can fart and belch (not burp) and then flash her pearly whites at you is cool with me.Yesterday, on my way home from work Huggy calls me. She wanted to know if I could help her with her hair.

“Uh. Maybe. I dunno. Its possible. I guess. What do you need me to do?” I ask perplexed.

“Well a girl is coming over to do my hair but I need help to take out my weave before she gets here…”

WTH?!

“Woah! I don’t know the first thing about weavels missy… Trust me. You don’t want me near your hair!”

“Its ‘WEAVE’ not ‘WEAVEL’ and I just need you to help me find the threading to take it out because I can’t see back there.”

“Huh?! Thread?! They sew it in?! I thought they just used hair glue or braided it in with your real hair or something…”

Well Huggy eventually persuades me to come over and help her with her weavel.. I mean weave. The good news? I learned a decent amount about how weaves actually work, how they are put in, and I figured out a fairly quick way to get them out. The bad news? It took a little trial and error, and a few strands… ok clumps of Huggy’s hair to get to that point.

Poor girl.

BWAAHHAHAHAHAH!

Lawd… mih belly! DC Peeps will recognize Jim Vance (anchor) and George Michael (sportscaster) of NBC Channel 4 News. Those are two sharp, normally very cool guys but even they could not control themselves watching this model “walk it out” down the runway.

*laugh* *wheeze* *sputter* *guffaw*!

I am not sure what’s funnier… the model’s valiant attempt to right the ship as it sank or those two newscasters wheezing and sputtering as they replay the unfortunate incident over and over. I think I am going to leave this posted up here for days when I am sad or just need a good pick me up. LOL!

Has anyone else noticed the eerie similarities between Tiffany Pollard, better known as New York, from the reality shows I Love New York and Flava Of Love, and Janice from The Muppet Show?

Having trouble reading the title? Just turn your monitor upside down. Cool? Cool.

Just thought it was a fitting title seeing as how a freak mishap while playing indoor soccer a few minutes ago resulted in me hanging upside down from the goalie net when an athletic, but mistimed, bicycle kick ended in my foot getting caught in a loop in the top netting of the goal.

Just so yuh know… I did it purposely to give the little kids watching the game a good laugh. Thats the kind of guy I am.

WARNING! If you are a mother… this may be difficult to watch. I sincerely hope the kid involved is OK… but seriously… what was his mother thinking?! You can’t let your toddler run around in a train station!

I am ashamed to say it… but I couldn’t help but laugh after seeing this video. I mean I feel it for the kid, but DAMN that was kinda funny still. I am going to hell. LOL!