Posted by: fiyah | October 16, 2007

The Faster They Run, The Faster They Fall…

Tears stream down the face of former US sprinter Marion Jones, once considered the fastest woman in the world, as she admits to using performance-enhancing drugs before and after the 2000 Olympics. Jones will most likely lose the record five medals she won at the 2000 Olympics and is the latest casualty in the BALCO drug scandal.

~ As posted in the Coo Yah! section


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  1. She can nuh badda wid di cow bawlin because it’s not moving my heart strings.

    I’m vex that her relay teammates may have to give up their medals because of her.

    She better go into hiding cos if I were on that team I’d be looking 4 her for a good old fashioned beat down. And I dare her to file assault charges. Hmpfh!

  2. At least some of our compatriots were awarded medals because of it. Only problem is whose to know how the races would have actually gone had Marion Jones not been in the race.

  3. Yeah yeah whatever, we all know she is just crying because she got caught! Damn druggist!

  4. I would like to point out that her makeup was flawless. If one is falling from grace, one should do it in style.

  5. She has on makeup?

  6. Lance Pharmstrong is still Nike cool
    Mike Voick will be back soon too
    Kobe, rape and philandering with Nike swoosh
    Mike Jordan, another palimony suit and cigar & M-80 lit July fire at the San Marcos Golf Course.
    Justin Gatlin, Tim Montgomery, Regina Jacobs, Kelli White, Michelle Collins, LaTasha Jenkins

    Dopers, liars and cheats. Swoosh

  7. @Pete: And what did you smoke before you posted that?

  8. @ FIYAH!!!: hey hope he (pete) don’t answer that, next thing you know someone else, go and try it and swoosh them gone tooo….

  9. Like the title. I feel the same way you do.


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