Posted by: fiyah | October 3, 2007

Axis Of Weavel

So I recently started going out with this new girl, Huggy (so named because of her penchant to *just* hug me for hours at a time). Huggy is petite, pretty, and a little on the zany side. Now I don’t normally do zany, but Huggy is one of the more entertaining girls I have gone out with in a while and I genuinely enjoy hanging out with her. Any girl who can fart and belch (not burp) and then flash her pearly whites at you is cool with me.Yesterday, on my way home from work Huggy calls me. She wanted to know if I could help her with her hair.

“Uh. Maybe. I dunno. Its possible. I guess. What do you need me to do?” I ask perplexed.

“Well a girl is coming over to do my hair but I need help to take out my weave before she gets here…”

WTH?!

“Woah! I don’t know the first thing about weavels missy… Trust me. You don’t want me near your hair!”

“Its ‘WEAVE’ not ‘WEAVEL’ and I just need you to help me find the threading to take it out because I can’t see back there.”

“Huh?! Thread?! They sew it in?! I thought they just used hair glue or braided it in with your real hair or something…”

Well Huggy eventually persuades me to come over and help her with her weavel.. I mean weave. The good news? I learned a decent amount about how weaves actually work, how they are put in, and I figured out a fairly quick way to get them out. The bad news? It took a little trial and error, and a few strands… ok clumps of Huggy’s hair to get to that point.

Poor girl.

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Yep been there and done the whole weave hair thing braids, you name it.. , done them all… have this hair stylist bubbling in me now …ooh boy
Fiyah it all goes with the territory of love yep… all the ladies going to comment after me will back me up on this.

By: bobby on October 3, 2007
at 7:34 pm

as long as there was no blood involed ur learning experience was a success

By: Jamaipanese on October 3, 2007
at 10:07 pm

Yeah for you!! :)

When you said weave, and saw the photo..I thought of Beyonce….

By: The Dutch Pot on October 4, 2007
at 4:54 am

lol, so you have had your first weavel experience……and i am sure as long as huggy is around there will be many more to come…..i am not a lover of weaves myself..i guess you cant run ur hands thru her hair…..

So how come we just hearing about huggy, if she is at the point where she…. and i quote “can fart and belch (not burp)” then she must have been around a while!!!!!

By: marangand on October 4, 2007
at 6:59 am

cannot wrap my mind around it. I just don’t get the idea behind a weave.
braids yes. weave no.

This is beyond going to the pharmacy at midnight for a pack of pads.
Fiyah, you might as well propose now.

By: GC on October 4, 2007
at 1:22 pm

LMAO…I’m with GC. “Favors” like weave removal and sanitary purchases are not to be requested of dates. Those are strickly boyfriend things. She nuh have nuh shame! LOL. I will refrain from theorizing about her upbringing.

On another note, where were you giuys when dude was asking bout dating women with weaves on my blog? I couldn’t find not one dude who had dated a chick with a weave.

Hair is made to run your fingers through or pull when the need arises…if I was a dude, I think I’d lose my woody instantly if I was in bed and felt a track. LOL.

By: Simplenigma on October 4, 2007
at 3:00 pm

@marangand: Huggy is still new. I was waiting to see if she would hang around a little before bringing her up. Ya know?

@GC: You think? I did think it was a kind of personal thing to be doing… she asked some of her girlfriends to help her out… but I guess they are white and she maybe didn’t trust them with it.. I dunno.

@SE: I don’t think I saw that weave post… repost it or link to it. To be honest I can’t recognize a weave when I see it unless its EXTREMELY obvious. And as far as feeling it while in bed… can’t say I have ever had that experience. This is the first… lie.. second girl I have gone out with that I knew to have a weave. I need to blog about the first already.

By: fiyah on October 4, 2007
at 3:13 pm

LOL! You’re dating someone who farts and burps loudly AND wears weave…

Yeah, you got a real winner!

By: Ms. Complexity on October 5, 2007
at 3:44 am

^ vile sarcasm

By: Ms. Complexity on October 5, 2007
at 3:44 am

^^ hater!!! hahahaha.
she must be real comfortable with you, to ask if you could pick out her weave. but since she already poop and belch in front of you, there’s nothing else to hide, so… hahaha

By: Lene on October 5, 2007
at 9:51 am

wow. i’ve never heard of a woman asking a man to help take out her weave. there is quite the level of comfort there. interesting

By: LoveMyselfFirst on October 5, 2007
at 10:25 am

@Ms. C: I can live with the weave thing. Its not like I notice anyways…

@lene & LoveMyselfFirst: Thats the thing though. She is really comfortable with anybody.

By: fiyah on October 5, 2007
at 11:08 am

lol, sounds interesting. of course you know you only did it cause its novel and its early in the relationship. if the relationship continues ya dun kno there will be no more weave removal, helllll no!

By: jdid on October 5, 2007
at 1:22 pm

@jdid: She better find somebody qualified… cause if I ever have to do it again I cannot promise she will have any hair left.

By: fiyah on October 5, 2007
at 2:17 pm

….i prefered the first picture it reminded me of how much i hate weave ….

By: bobby on October 5, 2007
at 8:47 pm

lol :D
You made this belching pooping weave wearing girl sound so adorable!
She sounds like a keeper ;-)

By: Ann (Mobay DP) on October 6, 2007
at 9:37 am

Now you gots to be careful here…. She gets real comfortable really quickly. If this is what she’ll do when she hardly knows you, watch out!

By: mad bull on October 6, 2007
at 10:00 am

LOL….weavel!!! You are a mess! :)

I’m glad to see you did not flake out on her, it’s a first for me hearing a woman ask a man to help her take out her weave, but helped her out…it was a cool thing to do.

As for the farting and belching thing, glad to see you can appreciate it in a woman. Most men find it gross that a woman can fart or belch!!

I mean like hello we’re human!!

I’m still here holding my side dying with laughter….. you called it WEAVEL!!!

A very funny story! ;)

By: Deelze on October 6, 2007
at 2:10 pm

LMMFAO!!!!!! First off a fart is the beginning of the end of any relationship. Secondly, I feel sooo sorry for her but she had it coming asking a man to help.

By: Nia on October 12, 2007
at 7:04 pm

That’s a little early,

I’m thinking that’s one of those things u save for marriage…

By: Cranky Putz on October 15, 2007
at 2:09 pm

[...] to spend it the same way I spent the last 10 birthdays - on my sofa watching TV. Well I was until Huggy [...]

By: Good Bye 20s « The Fiyah Place on October 23, 2007
at 2:32 am

hmmm….no sah mi naa ask ma new man to take out ma weave, nuh want him kno i have one!

thats of course if i wore one, weave not my thing thank god for the likkle coolie and cream :D

but that was too funny way u called it weavel! lol u sound liek u havin great fun ;)

By: Irie Diva on October 23, 2007
at 10:19 am

[...] Initially our relationship never moved past the platonic. She had recently gotten out of a relationship and just wanted friends for the moment, which was fine with me. But there was a comfort level between us that I had not felt in a long time. Huggy would burp or fart or spit around me shamelessly and none of it disgusted me in the least bit as there was a femininity in the way she did even the most masculine things. Then she would just smile and look at me. The more I saw her the more comfortable I felt hanging out with her and the more she would surprise me each and every time with some unexpected action. Once she hugged me for what must have been close to an hour after dropping her home from one of our dates (which she always insisted were not dates). She just hugged me without saying a word. Another time she had me help her take her weave tracks out. [...]

By: Huggy « The Fiyah Place on October 31, 2007
at 2:00 am

Hahaha. Whooiiiiii! Hey. Fiyah, mi need to come by here more often. The mountain climbing post was a riot. And then after that great manly man disclaimer, now yu pulling out weave? What next?? Yu gwine to be painting nails and plucking eyebrows?? Teehee. Just pulling ya leg. I love it! Somebody’s in love. Nanananana. Awright, lemme get back to the next post on Huggie. hey I love this girl.

By: Gela Words on November 17, 2007
at 9:40 pm

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