A quick update on my single guy dilemma.

So I had admittedly been dating three different women simultaneously. I have so far been able to keep the relationships non-sexual and I think that works for me for now since it allows for an easy “phasing out” if I think that the relationship isn’t going to go anywhere or is headed for the friend zone. The phasing out stage has already struck… Its time to bring in some new subs:

Subbing in for the Inexperienced College Student we have America’s Next Top Model. America’s Next Top Model is a gorgeous woman. She is the kind of woman you would see on runways in France. She has a flawless, mahogany, chocolate complexion and is very tall and athletic (I met her playing in my soccer league). I am just not sure I can date a woman who is taller than me (we may be the same height without heels). I know, I know… it really shouldn’t matter… but my fragile, male ego is taking a beating here.

Next we have Urban Baby Mama gradually moving into the friend zone (her daughter is entirely too fond of me, and I of her, to phase her out completely and she is fun to hang out with). Replacing her will be Recently Divorced. Recently Divorced is physically exactly the type of girl I would normally date. She is petite, pretty, and girly… and she is a dancer! I have always wanted to date a dancer. They have nice bodies and are… ummm… flexible… I am not sure about the whole divorce thing. Is there a good reason her ex made a run for it? Hmmm.

30 Year Old Virgin gets to stay. The whole cultural similarity thing is way too comfortable for me to ignore and I just realized she has some really nice legs. Legs happen to be my favourite body part on a woman, hence my extreme attraction to dancers and track athletes.

So I have some fresh legs in the game. Play ball!