Ok. I have just about had it with American Idol contestant, Sanjaya Malakar’s staying power. Whoever is voting for him needs to stop now! The guy somehow made it to the top ten, which means thousands of people have to see him on the post-show tour. What is worse a very talented young lady doesn’t get to go on tour when she clearly deserved to as one of the better singers in the competition.

Now I understand that American Idol is a popularity contest far more than it is a singing contest. But seriously! Sanjaya is beyond bad, his attitude is flat out femininely creepy, and my God his hair!

I am in the process of writing up a set of rules to be enforced by FOX to ensure Sanjaya does not last another week on this show:

1. No one under 18 should be allowed to call a 1-888 number much less vote. Parents?! Are you watching your kids?! Why aren’t they out somewhere trying to get laid like normal teenagers?!
2. No one from India should be allowed to vote either. If you are from India you are simply not qualified to judge American pop music.
3. Insist that all the male participants watch a half hour of Ultimate Fighting Championship. That should scare the little fuck.
4. Insist that all male participants weigh more than 80 lbs.
5. Ban all frizz control products from the set. This would also get rid of Chris Sligh. Sorry Chris… but sometimes the chubby have to suffer for the talentless.

The worst thing is watching this kid tell people that he deserves to be there over the others that got sent home. No Sanjaya, you don’t! You are only managing to stay because the 12 year old girls voting for you think you are their age!
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I just re-read this post and realized how mean I am being and that all of this is really not poor Sanjaya’s fault.
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I just re-read that realization and decided I don’t give a fuck!
BREAKING NEWS:
So I did some forum research on what other people out there thought of Sanjaya and came across some important information that just may have broke the whole mystery of WHO is voting for Sanjaya. Apparently there is this website http://www.votefortheworst.com that enourages the public to vote for Sanjaya. Now this kind of makes the show a little interesting I will admit. Can simple Internet promotion of trivial stupidity sway an entire nation?